My dream Winter City bike

My dream bike for winter urban conditions would have the following special features

• Complete wheel-covering fenders for maximum slush control
  
• gears inside read hub and...
• completely enclosed chain
• studded tires
• hand-grip warmers
• winter-spec'ed disk brakes
• full set of front rear and side lights
• all parts meet aerospace corrosion-resistance specification
• lightweight slush-guard full-body slush protector
• electric-powered turn signals and brake light
  
• one of those idiotic side-flags, (in winter the streets are narrow and the cars are closer